Whether you like it or not I AM THE BEST.... At being the worst. |
Reality has fallen from the sky... hopefully it will hit my parents on the head! |
The voices in my head don't like you very much.... |
I dreamt of a better tomorrow, where chickens could cross the road without their motives being questioned! |
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. |
Squirrels... natures little speed bumps! |
Join the dark side... we have cookies! |
You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine! |
Halloween: The day your parents tell you to take candy from strangers... interesting! |
Before you insult someone you should walk a mile in their shoes... so when you DO insult them you'll be a mile away from them AND you'll have their shoes! |