Love never dies.....it just tortures us til we do.

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Shut up and touch the monkey!

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Shhhhh! I'm studying for my urine test.

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This is the year 2005, you don't just go around punching people, you have to say something cool first.

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I would charge you with sexual assault, but I won't if you sleep with me.

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Take my advice. I don't use it anyway.

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(This happen to me one day as I was walking to school)

Hooker: Have a nice day at school!

Me: *smiles like an idiot and waved* You too!!

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I'm not crying, I'm vomiting from my eyes

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He who tries to forget a woman, never loved her.

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If you can't be nice, at least be sarcastic.

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