I hate breathing, cause every breath that I take, proves that I can live without you.

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LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

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I got kick out of woodshop for not wearing my safety goggles while sawing off another kid's arm.

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Sorry I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

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No one has ever loved anyone,
The way everyone wants to be loved.
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Never believe it when a guy tells you he loves you from the bottom of his heart,

It only means he has more room at the top for others.

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Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English.

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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

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I rather be in jail getting f**ked by a big guy name Earl than to sit here and listen to another word that comes out of her mouth.

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Friend #1: Life is a box of chocolate, you never know what you get....

Friend #2 : Duh! You'll get chocolate!

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