I didn't know someone could catch on so slowly

*Golf*
Anything that flies that far ought to have a stewerdess on it!

- How are you?
- I don't know, let me ponder that for a while and I'll get back to you in a couple of days.

Imagine me thowing biscuits at you... constantly.

Rather than regret all the things you've never done, do everything and regret the few stupid things you've done.

I'm sorry this isn't a quote but go to www.one.org and sign it to help poverty! Spread the word please!

Im CRAZY! If you know me well enough to agree or you DONT know me well enough to say that cant be at all possible! Its true. My sister dropped me on my head when I was small and therefore Im left with little smarts. So theres the story of my life.

I'm not obsessed, just fascinated.

Wonderful, all my grandparents are just fine and my cats are senile.

Congratulations goes to all the women who worked very hard to get that perfect body they wanted. Full respect goes to all those women who worked very hard to get that perfect body they wanted and then dressed with respect for themselves.