Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't.

In the body, as in sculpture, perfection is attained not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist – but ordinary's just not good enough today

Everything I was ever afraid would happen has come true and it's all because of you.

I wasn't okay then, I'm not okay now... STOP ASKING!!!

Don't worry, I'll leave you a nice long paragragh in my suicide note for breaking me in every way a person can be broken.

I can't believe I thought you would be the guy that would look into my eyes and tell me that I'm not a failure to you. Thanks for waking me up from my dreams..

How can a guy say that one part of him is madly in love with you and another part couldn't care less??

For H.L.

After all that he put me through I still forgive him. I mean we both screwed up a great friendship. It was just as much my fault as it was his... and I'm sorry.

DON'T DRINK AND DIAL
(call a friend, not an ex)

--My awesome new shirt--