(True story of an ugly,smelly man at work who was...
Nobody could believe they were to be married...

(Me, Myself and Eye is about my line manager at...
I went up to London with my Bob last week...

I've got carrots, rocks and pebbles
All essentials for my plan...

(Poem about the man who wanted to beat me up...
I'm not that much to look at...

It's the one you've always dreamt of
Baby girl all of your own...

(Poem about a married woman with kids at my old...
There is a girl called Suzette...

(there will come a time in every man's life where...
When the moonlight fades away and all the stars...

(A friend at work asked me to write this poem for...
Lilies and roses...

In the deepest, bluest river lived a family of...
Where one day the youngest, Valerie, got gave a...

When I saw you standing in that crowd
You made my heartbeat stutter...