(True story of an ugly,smelly man at work who was...
Nobody could believe they were to be married...

(Poem about the man who wanted to beat me up...
I'm not that much to look at...

(Poem about a married woman with kids at my old...
There is a girl called Suzette...

(Me, Myself and Eye is about my line manager at...
I went up to London with my Bob last week...

I've got carrots, rocks and pebbles
All essentials for my plan...

It's the one you've always dreamt of
Baby girl all of your own...

In the deepest, bluest river lived a family of...
Where one day the youngest, Valerie, got gave a...

(A friend at work asked me to write this poem for...
Lilies and roses...

When I saw you standing in that crowd
You made my heartbeat stutter...

(there will come a time in every man's life where...
When the moonlight fades away and all the stars...