They say nobody is perfect...I'm a nobody. Does that make me perfect?

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

**lol not mine but i like it**

Are you a parking ticket cos You got fine written all over you.

God made ME sexy, so what the HELL happend to U??

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

For my eyes for admiring you, you stole my heart the moment I saw you, call me insane each time my heart beats it mentions your name.

I loved it when u held my hand i new u would alwayz be my man but today u made me cry so im goin to kill u and make u die!!!!!

~!!!~ i love u so much babi we have so much love babi i no we will be together 4-ever .....well maybe!!!!!

I thought we were over
I thought we were through
I thought you forgot me
So i tried to forget you
but I realized that 1 thing i can't do
Because everytime i think of you
My heart says "I love you"