"Has the thought of firing a flare at a gas station ever crossed your mind?"

"Before one can understand the greatness and goodness of God, one must acknowledge the greatness of the Devil"

"without pain life wouldnt have meaning"

Happiness isnt meant for the wretched souls of todays society

"none of us can help ourselves...

...try to help others but when shit happens to oneself, we are blindsided and lost"

If u looked in the dictionary under the deadly sin of sloth, ud find a picture of me

"why dont you make like a ho and blow?

"kids have these most sincere responses is because they still have pure hearts. all of us have been tainted by age."

w00t, thanks Ari for pointing it out to me

"you two are driving me nuts. Little kids listen better then you."
"thats cause little kids are afraid of their parents"

"behind every great woman is a great hairdresser"