"Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
"Its you, baby." says bf
"Oh [s[h[i[t] the cookies are burning!!"
bf: -.-

I hAd to *roll my eyes* YesTerDay becuz i saw my Br0 laughing aT s0mthing but thEn whEn i Looked aGain I saw iT waS the MIRROR~~

ahahha lmao

D0nt U kN0 !!!eXu$e MeH!!! In aNy [f[u[c[k[i[n[g) LAnGuaGe??!!?!?!?!?!

~~U kiLLeD HeR YeT Ur da OnLy 1 wh0\'s goNNa [B[U[R[N[ in [H[E[L[L!!!@#$%^&*!

They say life's a b]i]t]c]h] but is that really a bad thing if LASSIE (the female dog) saved so many lives?!!!!?/!?!?!!?? PPL must b really coNfuSed I no i AM!!!

!!!!!h0w cAn it B thAt I haVe thIs pIctUrE 0f yu0 thAt I oNcE wAnTeD t0 Ki$$ bUt n0w i jUsT wAnT 2 RiP it Up%$#@!

~*~*~*~*~*~I l0ve 2 SiNg and DaNcE iN the RaIn cuz Then N0 1 cAn sEE h0w harD I CRY~*~*~*~*~*~

*Missing you hurts...but knowing that I once had you is what breaks my heart~*