~*~Good friends dont suck, they blow...best friends swallow...~*~

~*~Crazy lauren again...~*~

~*~Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope u dont multiply...~*~

~*~Lauren...once again...lol...~*~

~*~ Have you ever had that one kiss where your world just stopped for a single moment as your lips touched...thats what he does to me...~*~

~+~ your love inspires me to do things i never even thought about doing again. it inspires me to love after my broken heart.~+~

~+~Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Silly jill forgot the pill and now they have a son~+~

~+~im multi-tasked: i can brush my teeth and pee at the same time...and i can make it in...~+~

~+~a cheaters a cheater a players a player...to me you are both including a hater...~+~

~_~I'm a b***h and i know it, at least I'm not a d**k and have to show it~_~

~_~ I thought that being strong meant never losing your self control...but im just drunk enough to let go of my pain, the hell with my pride...let it fall like rain from my eyes...Tonight I Want To Cry~_~

~+~ If i planted a rose for everytime i thought about you, i would be walking through my garden forever...~+~