Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalepenos. What you eat today might burn your @$$ tomorrow.

Everything will be okay in the end, if it's not okay, it's not the end.

A wise monkey once said, "Never monkey around with another monkey's monkey."

Nice shoes wannna &^%$.

Don\'t ever eat the yellow snowcones by the monkey exhibit.

True talent is the talent that is rarely found.