NEVER TRUST YOUR FRIEND UNLESS THEY TRUST YOU

LIQUOR IN THE FRONT.... POKER IN THE REAR....

HEAR NO EVIL. SEE NO EVIL. HAVE NO FUN....

I WAS IN DA MALL IN I SAW SOMETHING REAL CUTE IN DA WINDOW. I WAS GONNA GET IT FOR YOU BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS MY REFLECTION!!!!!

NOT MINE HEARD IT FROM MY AUNT!!!!