How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Can you slam a revolving door?

Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.