I just heard a catchy song
With lyrics that went this way...

Once Upon a Time there
was a very smart girl...

Chocolate is the love I once did desire
The sick of love or love sick crave I did retire...

"Now you understand your broken words"
My strong hands...

This is the kiss I could never forget,
I wanted it so bad it became a threat...

So today you turn fourteen,
What a scary thought...

Just the other day I was forced to kill some time,
I introduced an imaginary shopping spree to a...

What are we doing I thought? Are we really...
I had to understand, so glad you asked, because...