Family is family no matter what

This isnt mine, but its from Gilmore Girls:

Im going to makeout in the coatroom, dont eat my chicken.

"Oh My God! you're like a fricken' boomerang! I throw you away and you just keep coming back!"

Do you know what sunglasses are for? The government says they're to protect your eyes from the sun, but I know the the truth, they're to protect you from the CIA, thats right the CIA. Just think abuot it next time you go outside.

I'm in my own little world, It's OK, people know me here.

For the peoplez who keep putting, "i called your boyfriend guy and he hit me with his purse" its getting so old it has mold.

Clowns are very scary people. seriously, think about, they always know when its your bday and they always were make-up, even when they are guys.

Why are roses the symbol of love when roses always die? my sis told me its supposed to be fake roses but wouldnt that mean your love was fake?

Im NOT wearing tight pants!!!!

My dad wants me to be a carpenters dream, never been laid and flat as a board.