There is no synonym for synonym.

You've managed to do incredibly stupid things before, but how the hell did you lose your mobile in a pizza box?!

Remember what happened to the poor man who got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after.
- Willy Wonka, (The Original) CHarlie and the Chocolate Factory

Only the insane equate pain with success.
-Cheshire cat, American McGees Alice in Wonderland

If God had wanted man to smoke he would have set him on fire.

If God hadn't wanted man to fly he would have punished him.

I'm not lazy I'm just reluctant to work.

Give a man fire and he will be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- Some guy from Amsterdam

Good news will stay and bad news will refuse to leave.
Tevye- Fiddler on the roof

I'm not complaining about your personality. I'm merely observing the way you are.