You all laugh at me because Im strange.
I laugh at you all because you're so normal

There is no synonym for synonym.

If swimmings so good for you, how do you explain whales?

How 2 get ur parents 2 worry
1 Roll by a windowsill imitating a fly
2 Repeatedly flick a switch. when ur parents ask u what ur doin, say Oh I get it!
3 Tell ur mum that she looks like ur mum.
4 Watch TV when its off and sit upsidedown.

Whose stupid idea was it to put talcum powder on a dog who shakes him self continously?!

Try this!
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach

hard isn't it?

If you're going to send a voicemail to my house phone with a suicide note, could you at least have the common courtesy not to do it at midnight?

Well I'd love to say the truth and say I'm not going out with her, but it would be SUCH a shame to stop the rumour going. - The wonderful Katie!

If God had enough money, he would have made America perfect.- A rather simple-minded American hat-seller who was interviewed by a rather stunned George Mikes.

Why does the bible condemn homosexuality and girls on periods but whole-heartedly encourage slavery?