Only the insane equate pain with success.
-Cheshire cat, American McGees Alice in Wonderland

Remember what happened to the poor man who got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after.
- Willy Wonka, (The Original) CHarlie and the Chocolate Factory

You've managed to do incredibly stupid things before, but how the hell did you lose your mobile in a pizza box?!

There is no synonym for synonym.

If swimmings so good for you, how do you explain whales?

How 2 get ur parents 2 worry
1 Roll by a windowsill imitating a fly
2 Repeatedly flick a switch. when ur parents ask u what ur doin, say Oh I get it!
3 Tell ur mum that she looks like ur mum.
4 Watch TV when its off and sit upsidedown.

Whose stupid idea was it to put talcum powder on a dog who shakes him self continously?!

Try this!
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach
Flash spray with bleach

hard isn't it?

If you're going to send a voicemail to my house phone with a suicide note, could you at least have the common courtesy not to do it at midnight?

Well I'd love to say the truth and say I'm not going out with her, but it would be SUCH a shame to stop the rumour going. - The wonderful Katie!