Compared to this, |
I love him because hes caring, |
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them |
There's too much blood in my caffeine system |
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon, |
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door |
I have great faith in fools, |
If police arrest a mime, |
Kids in backseats cause accidents, |
I hope life isn't a joke, |