Me: hey tater(6yr old) why r u crying?

tater: my boyfriend broked up wit me..

me:aww...theres plenty of other fish in the sea.

tater: bobby's a fish!!?

*this was mine an my nieces conversation"

No i am not gay...im a staright homosexual!!!

* my boi told me that*

I'm cold and heartless. i don't care about other people... i learned from you.

I used to ask how many times do i have to fall before you'll catch me...now i just wish you would have let me keep falling because this hurts worse than hitting the ground...

People say to forgive,forget,and get over it...but to forgive is to let them win,to forget is to act as though it never happened,and to get over it would be to die...

You tell me you love me,but yet im the one you always hurt...

I will not encourage others to fly....

Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them...

Stupidity comes once in a life time,but yours never ends...

Even if the vioces in my head aren't real, they still have some pretty good ideas...