I am not authorized to fire subsitute teachers...

Dont steal the government hates competition...

God invinted men then he had a better idea...

Your onley bad if your caught...so that makes me a good girl right???

Every girl has her prince,mine just took a wrong turn and is now too stuborn to ask for directions

I will not sing the answers to our test out loud in class...(i actually did that once)

4 out of 5 voices tell me to go back to sleep...

Call me any time i wont be home...

God made trees
god made deers
god made ncync
a bunch of quierres

I will not ask my mom to call the school and say i died and then come to school the next day...