When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Gracie Allen

"SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY AND THIS MAN... HE WALKS UP TO ME AND HE'S LIKE 'WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A SUPERMODEL?' AND I SAID 'OY' SO THE NEXT THING I KNOW IM IN NY ON THE COVER OF VOUGUE"

-SUPERSTAR!

:::...I DROPPED A TEAR IN THE OCEAN ONE DAY AND THE DAY I FIND IT IS THE DAY I STOP LOVING YOU!!!!:::... :`-(

I forgot to remember to call you!

Do you believe in love at first sight?
or should i walk by again?

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat...

my grandma has this hanging on the wall in her bathroom.....

Beauty lasts a short time,
howerver dumbness lasts a lifetime

If you hear a guy honk a horn then tell him........"so your horn can blow what about you" =)

~*~*~beauty is only skin deep~*~*~

*-*-*-*-One day you'll ask me which is more important to me, you or my life.
I'll say "Of course, my life."
And you will walk away without even knowing you are my life!!!-*-*-*-*-*