"SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY AND THIS MAN... HE WALKS UP TO ME AND HE'S LIKE 'WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A SUPERMODEL?' AND I SAID 'OY' SO THE NEXT THING I KNOW IM IN NY ON THE COVER OF VOUGUE"

-SUPERSTAR!

*-*-CHRISTIANS ARE NOT PERFECT-*-*
*-*-THEY ARE JUST FORGIVIN-*-*

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen. Not only because I see it, but because I see everything by it.

-- C.S. Lewis

We should live our lives as though Christ was coming this afternoon.

- Jimmy Carter

(((Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars)))

**You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.**

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Gracie Allen

People are always at their nicest when they know you are going away.