A stranger is a frenemy you haven't met yet.

-the N

I wanna move the earth out of orbit! Who's with me?

QUICK!

EVERYONE DO A PUSH-UP!

...lol...

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But boys and girls, that is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. :)

-Johnny Depp-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

TWO THINGS TO REMEMBER NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE POOL:

Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

&

Hit strangers with your wet towel.

When life hands you a BAD QUOTE...

STOP EFFING REPEATING IT!!!

Thank you :)

SPONGEBOB: "And then we're gonna party 'til we're purple!"

PATRICK: "YES!!! I love being purple!"

Contrary to popular belief:

CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOES NOT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE.

Call me a drama queen...

...and I'll jump.

-the N

FOUR OUT OF FIVE DOCTORS AGREE:

YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN.

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"...and you STAY in that corner young man. Until you agree that youthful idealism is a BAD IDEA!"

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