A real man wouldn't ask you if you wear a thong, he would go shopping for them with you.

hahaha :P -Just thought of it...

Blondes are actually pretty smart. Hey, I'm 14 and I'm blonde and I have an IQ of 145. I don't like people making fun of us.

Does it bug anyone else that people ask what time it is when there's a clock 5 inches away from them???

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, give the lemonade BACK to life and order MORE lemons!!!

Remember Kiddies!:

~Virginity CAN be cured!~

*not mine*

Boy: Mommy, why did Benjamin Franklin invent daylight savings time?

Mom: Benjamin Franklin is the DEVIL. I INVENTED DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

-Waterboy

Has the marsh taken your horse yet?!

lol, interpretation of a scene in the movie "The Never Ending Story"

Happy Birthday you Somalians!!!

*lol, inside joke*

But if he says that he loves me, I can cry, I can't smile. But if he says that he needs me, theres a lie.
-the Corrs

EEEEEWY!!!!!