Mr. Smith: "Ok, next geography question."
Juliana: "Yes."
Mr. Smith: "Tokyo is a major city in what country?"
Juliana: "China!"
*snicker*snicker*
Juliana: "What?"

Your lips lie as I see straight through those tainted, lying, deceiving eyes.

Don't hit me and then take it back, you meant to do it in the first place.

*~I'd like to take this time to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell "bananas".~*

"Oh really? Well how many brownies and cupcakes did you have?" "Two! Only Two Brownies!" "Why are you laughing?" "Because I had, like, eight cupcakes."

CANDLE SAFETY:
"When you go out, blow out!"

So the elephant says to the naked man, "Thats cute and all, but can you really breathe through that thing?" Get it? hahaha...

I'm naked under here!
*Peter's shirt*

Guys are players,
thats a fact,
So don't fall in love,
just play them back!

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW, (so don't tell Scotty) shhhhh..........