A stranger is a frenemy you haven't met yet.

-the N

FOUR OUT OF FIVE DOCTORS AGREE:

YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN.

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Call me a drama queen...

...and I'll jump.

-the N

Contrary to popular belief:

CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOES NOT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE.

SPONGEBOB: "And then we're gonna party 'til we're purple!"

PATRICK: "YES!!! I love being purple!"

When life hands you a BAD QUOTE...

STOP EFFING REPEATING IT!!!

Thank you :)

TWO THINGS TO REMEMBER NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE POOL:

Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

&

Hit strangers with your wet towel.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But boys and girls, that is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. :)

-Johnny Depp-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I wanna move the earth out of orbit! Who's with me?

QUICK!

EVERYONE DO A PUSH-UP!

...lol...

*~I hate people that are self-absorbed...I only love people that love me!~*