Don't be too serious about life, its not like you're gettin' out alive.

Does it bug anyone else that people ask what time it is when there's a clock 5 inches away from them???

WWJB
"Who would Jesus Bomb?"

I'm not perfect, but I'm workin' on it.
-McDonald's Bag

Look! It's the leaning tower of Sharpie!

(said by my ex bf Dakota while stacking markers)

Okay kiddies! Remember: Fat people are harder to kidnap.

My mother never noticed the irony when she called be a son of a *****.

God is coming and boy, is she pissed!

What the DUCK?

Mr. Smith: "Ok, next geography question."
Juliana: "Yes."
Mr. Smith: "Tokyo is a major city in what country?"
Juliana: "China!"
*snicker*snicker*
Juliana: "What?"