I really do hope that one day, he will give up on asking me out, can't he see that I'm too good for him???

Does it bug anyone else that people ask what time it is when there's a clock 5 inches away from them???

WWJB
"Who would Jesus Bomb?"

I'm not perfect, but I'm workin' on it.
-McDonald's Bag

Look! It's the leaning tower of Sharpie!

(said by my ex bf Dakota while stacking markers)

Okay kiddies! Remember: Fat people are harder to kidnap.

My mother never noticed the irony when she called be a son of a *****.

God is coming and boy, is she pissed!

What the DUCK?

Don't be too serious about life, its not like you're gettin' out alive.