SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW, (so don't tell Scotty) shhhhh..........

Guys are players,
thats a fact,
So don't fall in love,
just play them back!

I'm naked under here!
*Peter's shirt*

So the elephant says to the naked man, "Thats cute and all, but can you really breathe through that thing?" Get it? hahaha...

CANDLE SAFETY:
"When you go out, blow out!"

"Oh really? Well how many brownies and cupcakes did you have?" "Two! Only Two Brownies!" "Why are you laughing?" "Because I had, like, eight cupcakes."

*~I'd like to take this time to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell "bananas".~*

Don't hit me and then take it back, you meant to do it in the first place.

Your lips lie as I see straight through those tainted, lying, deceiving eyes.

Mr. Smith: "Ok, next geography question."
Juliana: "Yes."
Mr. Smith: "Tokyo is a major city in what country?"
Juliana: "China!"
*snicker*snicker*
Juliana: "What?"