EEEEEWY!!!!!

But if he says that he loves me, I can cry, I can't smile. But if he says that he needs me, theres a lie.
-the Corrs

Happy Birthday you Somalians!!!

*lol, inside joke*

Has the marsh taken your horse yet?!

lol, interpretation of a scene in the movie "The Never Ending Story"

Boy: Mommy, why did Benjamin Franklin invent daylight savings time?

Mom: Benjamin Franklin is the DEVIL. I INVENTED DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

-Waterboy

Remember Kiddies!:

~Virginity CAN be cured!~

*not mine*

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, give the lemonade BACK to life and order MORE lemons!!!

Does it bug anyone else that people ask what time it is when there's a clock 5 inches away from them???

Blondes are actually pretty smart. Hey, I'm 14 and I'm blonde and I have an IQ of 145. I don't like people making fun of us.

A real man wouldn't ask you if you wear a thong, he would go shopping for them with you.

hahaha :P -Just thought of it...