The more people there are in the world the less a chance i'll be caught!!!

Your are my world, without you my water would turn poisonous, My food would spoil, and the air turn toxic.

My love for you is a vast as space and as endless as time.

You know your in love when the answer to all your problems is just her name

Cry me a river and I'll drown you in it.

A paddle ball, just another toy invented to annoy parents.

Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil.....WTF!!!! Where is the fun in that!!

The longest temporary STD is pregnancy...think about it.

When in doubt, pull out

Dreams are not as sweet
And days are not as calm
Without you in them