Your mommas so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued!!!

If french fries are called french fries then what the hell is an american fri??

I wanna try an american fri real bad!

Please answer I'm serious about my fries!!

When you look deep into my eyes, can you hear me crying out my love for you? Or are you to ashamed of me to even notice?

(To the one who broke my heart)