"Love is not BLIND because there is Love at FIRST sight"

Zippy and bungle went to the jungle to have sum marvelous fun but zippy got silly zipped out his willy and stuck it up bungles bum !

They say love makes us do crazy things .. is that why people break up with you but say they still love you ??

There was a man called dave who dug a whøre outta her grave she woz mouldy as shït an missin a tït but fink of the money he saved!

All the times I've tried to run To walk away from you I fall into your abounding grace And love is where I am

People die, but real love is forever

I'm convincing myself that i hate you
I HATE YOU AND I ALLWAYS HAVE ...
why do i still love you?

Sometimes i feel lonely, like noone seems to care, when i DON'T need you, you're over here with me, but when i DO need you, you're over there with her :(

Men F-F-F (Find .. Fucc .. and forget)

Fireworks in my heart, everytime we kiss
a beat my heart has just missed
you make me come alive
we go together like fourty-four and fourty-five