&& sometimes i just wish i could fall asleep in a hospital bed.. all these thoughts running through my head, then the doctor turns to my family and says : "There's no way she could have faked it.. I'm sorry.. she isn't gonna make it."

Blondes may do it better
But brunettes don't have trouble remembering it the next day. =P

What the hell am i supposed to do, When these tears i cry, Are falling for you.

Elton john wants a rolls royce tattooed on his c o c k.
The tattooist says "You might aswell have a landrover instead with all the s h i t you go through!"

Boyfriend goes to give girlfriend some blood.
Shortly after, they break up.
Boyfriend : Right, before you go i want my blood back!
Girlfriend : *hands him a tampon* i'll pay you back monthly!

SayTheWordsIL o v eToHear++MakeMeS m i l e

WithCoccaineCleavage++SlitWrists
IAskYou, MyLove. AnswerMeThis;;
WhyDoYouHurtMeSo?
WhyDoYouWatchMyFeelingsGrow?
WhyDoYouListenToTheBeatOfMy[H e a r t];;
KnowingYou'reOnlyIntentionIsToPullMe[A p a r t]?

WithCoccaineCleavage++SlitWrists
IAskYou, MyLove. AnswerMeThis;;
WhyDoYouHurtMeSo?
WhyDoYouWatchMyFeelingsGrow?
WhyDoYouListenToTheBeatOfMy[H e a r t];;
KnowingYou'reOnlyIntentionIsToPullMe[A p a r t]?