When a blonde says "Lets do it...." she proably means brain surgrey!

Some times its a good thing to give up ur ''soposable'' TRUE LOVE 4 a new and better 1!!!!!!!!!

He broke her arm then she broke his leg and u broke my heart.... so kiss my @$$ and have a nice DAY!!!!!!!!

(WARNING THIS IS A REDNECK JOCKE)
U MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF U USE HORSES TO MOWE UR BACK YARD (LMFAO)!!!!!!!!!

Love can really suck some times.........LOL

U say sicoe like its a bad thing.........LOL!!!

I might be dating you...but i like your friend!

I wish I was a princess so my knight in shining armor could resuce me from all these losers in tin foil!

Roses are nasty, violets are gay...and they remind me of you everyday!

I hate bees...they should die!