"Life is not the Number of Breaths you take, but the the number of moments taht take your breath away..."

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

"If someone wont leave you alone, tell them to go away, if they come back, kill them, if they come backagain, Just run away..."

LiVe WeLL: u shouldve told him.. if i wanted to hear from an a** hole id
fart

Sniff this

inside joke... haha sami!!

*two girls walk in*
Chineese man that works there: You want chineese to go?
Girls: mmhm
CHinees man: OK i'm chineese, you take me

"my boobs are getting so big! there never gonna stop growing! there gonna take over the world someday.."
~Crystal Chase~

When i have a option on the computer to either copy or cut, I press cut..