Boys should tell their trousers dat it 's rude to point |
*In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing Himself.. |
Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay |
Da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream |
A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN! |
Chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question" |
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo! |
Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead? |
Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go |
4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don't 4get, we're gr8 2gether |