4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don't 4get, we're gr8 2gether

Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go

Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?

He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

Da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream

Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay

*In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing Himself..

Boys should tell their trousers dat it 's rude to point