Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the governmental process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

I'm a good little gurl, an angel you could say. An innocent little angel every single day. I may act like a devil, but im an angel deep inside a innocent little angel in a really good disguise

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

Teenagers express a burning desire to be different by dressin exactly alike

Ide like to take this moment to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell 'bananas'

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame

Rules of My Life:

Rule #1..Im always right

Rule#2..If im wrong please refer to Rule #1

Why are you people rating my quotes negatively? just cause im anti-bush?
whos not anti-bush?he ruined our country..just cause i love america does not mean i have to love bush..

So like..whyde we invade iraq again?cause of the weapons of mass destruction?oh yea!i totally forgot how nice our weapons were..ide also like to thank bush at this time for ruining the lives of millions...dam bush..