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The Greek Special is a huge 18 inch pizza, not a huge 18 inch penis as described in the add. Blondies Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion this ad may have caused.
*this was a correction printed in the californian..where is california anyway?

Down with Bush.

So like..whyde we invade iraq again?cause of the weapons of mass destruction?oh yea!i totally forgot how nice our weapons were..ide also like to thank bush at this time for ruining the lives of millions...dam bush..

Why are you people rating my quotes negatively? just cause im anti-bush?
whos not anti-bush?he ruined our country..just cause i love america does not mean i have to love bush..

Rules of My Life:

Rule #1..Im always right

Rule#2..If im wrong please refer to Rule #1

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame

Ide like to take this moment to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell 'bananas'

Teenagers express a burning desire to be different by dressin exactly alike

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!