I'm a good little gurl, an angel you could say. An innocent little angel every single day. I may act like a devil, but im an angel deep inside a innocent little angel in a really good disguise |
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... |
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the governmental process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"... |
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... |
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... |
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... |
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... |
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... |
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... |
Im the kind of kid my parents don't want me to hang out with! |