If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on pencils?

Women? Evil? Well.....we MAAAAYYYY have been curious, by eating the prettyful fruit.... and giving it to Adam as an act of /attempted kindness/, buuuuuuut.... buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut......

(ment to be purely innocent, and still not sure if it is, or isnt. said by me, in the car, when my father was complaining about my mothers slow driving: )

'Well, shes just not the fast type! You shouldve known this when you married her!'