Muffin 1: AHHH WE'RE IN AN OVEN!!!!
Muffin 2: HOLY SH!T A TALKING MUFFIN!!!

Should i assume that someone hears me when i pray?

I'm feeling weak...missing parts...incomplete...

I'm sorry i'm daddy's little defect,
I'm sorry i'm only semi perfect...

Don't bring me a bouquet of dafadils
Bring a bouquet of pills
Don't bring a lawful duranium
Bring a gun tied to my cranium

You suck the life out of me,
You hate everything you see...

Keep the peices in the drawer
Keep them there forever more...

Quick! pull the trigger and let me go,
Don't change your mind, let it flow...

Choking you gently
So i gain control
Hand you the shovel
So you can dig your own hole...

Christmas time...When my whole family can laugh at me together...