There once was a man named stan
he lived in a poop green van...

There once was a stick of chap
it smelled like a peice of crap...

It was super duper
and a big pooper...

The day finally came
the day i got to go to...

Today i decided to eat a salad
today i thought of cheese...

I though you were my freind until the end
but than you kicked me in the head...