" The first time you go on a trampoline is like the first time you walk'

" I once had a sandwich it was good"

"i once was a gangsta until the day i looked in the miror and saw my 15 kids"

"I was a hooker then I got pregnant"

"I went outside it was like a differnt world that i never been to"

Eating salad is like eating grass....but i love it!!!

If you want to be cool then jus look at me

I see London
i see France
i see someones
underpants