.roses are red.
.violets are blue.
.the softer the bed.
.the better the screw.

-Mom, i'm already 14, will you buy me a bra??

-Shut up Markus!!

it's really simple and short but when you're in a good mood, you'll laugh too.

-Daddy, what's a rack?

-it's a country and now shut up kid!

.i wanted to buy a candle holder.
.but i bought a cake instead.

.i wanted to get my teeth whitenend.
.but i got a tan instead.

What the waiter said to Jesus at the night of the last supper: we either got 2 round tables of 6 or 1 long table but you all have to face that way...

There are only three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't...

.i'm planning to live forever...so far, so good.