.if you love something, let it go.
.if it comes back to you, it's yours.
.if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

.roses are red.
.violets are blue.
.the softer the bed.
.the better the screw.

-Mom, i'm already 14, will you buy me a bra??

-Shut up Markus!!

it's really simple and short but when you're in a good mood, you'll laugh too.

-Daddy, what's a rack?

-it's a country and now shut up kid!

.i wanted to buy a candle holder.
.but i bought a cake instead.

.i wanted to get my teeth whitenend.
.but i got a tan instead.

What the waiter said to Jesus at the night of the last supper: we either got 2 round tables of 6 or 1 long table but you all have to face that way...

There are only three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't...

.love.
.the perfect excuse to get hurt.
.i want you to make me f...ing suffer.

.how i long to seperate you from the reality just for one night and let our animal instincts take charge this once.