1. Look at the size of his putter
2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent...

1.Keep changing the TV channel every 4 seconds.
2.Learn "ice ice baby" by heart and...

One night, a father passed by his son's room and...
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta Ta...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one...
"Ive heard enough of your stupid Blonde...

One day, a Blonde named Sally was putting together...
"Its supposed to be a tiger!" Sally...

A father and son go in to the grocery store when...
The son then asks his father, "What's the...

Its almost been a year
since I shed my first tear...